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My “Office”

Today’s writing space. ūüíē Working on my next paranormal romance novel!  

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The Phases of Writing a Novel

Phase One: ¬†The “I’m Going to Write a Novel” Phase.

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Hey! ¬†Look at me, full of hopes and dreams. ¬†I have a million amazing ideas that are so good this story is practically writing itself! ¬†I’ve found my calling and nothing can stop me now.

Phase Two: ¬†Writer’s Block

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Seriously, where the hell did all the good ideas go? ¬†That couldn’t have been all I had…

Phase Three:  Perfecting the Writing Process

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Look at me, not being productive! ¬†Checked Facebook. ¬†Played on Instagram. ¬†I cuddle the kitty…I kiss the puppy…and the cat is wearing my glasses, haha…ha…Okay, back to work.

Phase Four:  The Rewrite

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Yeah…this is nothing¬†like my¬†original. ¬†I pretty much just wrote two entirely separate books. ¬†Now I’ll have to rewrite my rewrite. ¬†Damn it…does it ever end?

Phase Five:  The First Five Hundred Edits

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Okay, why the hell do I even HAVE spellcheck? ¬†I really need to make a final decision on how to spell my main character’s name. ¬†This scene¬†doesn’t make any sense…I’m not sure I even wrote that! ¬†This should go here and that should go there. ¬†And this right here is just stupid, it shouldn’t go anywhere. ¬†Next time I’ll do a little more writing and a little less drinking. ¬†Yeah right…look at me being all funny.

Phase Six:  The Next Five Hundred Edits

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That about sums it up…

Phase Seven:  Query and Daydream

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I am gonna be so freakin’ famous! ¬†J.K. Rowling will be my bff and we’ll go on book tours together, drink wine and write and laugh all the time. ¬†Once these agents see how awesome I am, all my hard work will pay off! ¬†Any day now…

Phase Eight:  The 57th Rejection Letter

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Oh my God…nobody likes my work. ¬†My writing sucks big, hairy balls. ¬†I’ve just wasted a year of my life and I have nothing to show for it because I have no talent. ¬†My mom said I was awesome…I don’t understand what happened…

Phase Nine: ¬†The “Screw it, I’m Gonna Be a Stripper.” Phase

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AND REPEAT…