August 2017 – Lisa's Rant

Tomorrow’s the day! THE GRIMM CURSE will be available for purchase in just a matter of HOURS!

I took a break from ranting to bring you THE GRIMM CURSE, a paranormal romance that contains everything from witches and zombies, to vampires that would scare the sparkle out of all the pretty vampires.

It’s a laugh-out-loud funny, pee-your-pants suspenseful, give-you-goosebumps romantic, at times tastefully pornographic novel, out just in time for fall!

THE GRIMM CURSE: Desmond Grimm is coming off a two-hundred-year curse for a crime he swears he didn’t commit. The warlock’s only reason for living is his long-awaited revenge against the family that took everything from him. He’s decided the seductive, defiant Kassandra will pay the price for her ancestor’s sins. One of three powerful witches residing on the cliffs of Maine, the fiery red-head refuses to go down easy in this battle of wits and will. Further complicating matters is a race of super-zombies that have been unleashed upon mankind, driven by their insatiable desire to consume human flesh. To save humanity, Kassandra and Desmond are forced to work together while being pushed to their limits, in both life and love. Kassandra must decide who is more of a threat, the demonic zombies that have been released into the world, or the gorgeous Desmond, who she could never trust.

I’ll post the link that will take you directly where you need to go…stay tuned! I hope you’ll take the time to check it out.

But not really. I know I haven’t blogged in a million years, but I’ve thought of you guys often.

Things are happening over here. Like, we got a new puppy, my five-year-old came ‘out of the closet,’ (long story short, it was a false alarm) and I WROTE a BOOK!

No seriously…I finally did it. And I plan on self-publishing in the near future. One week, to be exact.

Check it out!

Cool, right?! Well anyway…my mom thinks I’m awesome, so there’s that.

And here’s a little info for you!

AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE SEPTEMBER 1st: The Grimm Curse: Desmond Grimm is coming off a two-hundred year curse for a crime he swears he didn’t commit. The warlock’s only reason for living is his long awaited revenge against the family that took everything from him. He’s decided the seductive, defiant Kassandra will pay the price for her ancestor’s sins. One of three powerful witches residing on the cliffs of Maine, the fiery red-head refuses to go down easy in this battle of wits and will. Further complicating matters is a race of super-zombies that have been unleashed upon mankind, driven by their insatiable desire to consume human flesh. To save humanity, Kassandra and Desmond are forced to work together while being pushed to their limits, in both life and love. Kassandra must decide who is more of a threat, the demonic zombies that have been released into the world, or the gorgeous Desmond, who she could never trust.