So apparently artificial intelligence took a shot at writing romance, and the hilarious results indicate that metal brains will not be taking over my writing genre anytime soon.
Check out this article written by Elle O’Brien, filled with the most “romantic” titles robots could come up with.
Enjoy!
Today’s writing space. 💕 Working on my next paranormal romance novel!
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THE GRIMM CURSE Fun Fact: This is how my workspace looked when I started writing The Grimm Curse. By the end, it looked almost the same, except it had empty chocolate wrappers everywhere, tons of paper on every surface, empty wine bottles under the desk, and a dent in the wall where I would sometimes bang my head.
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THE GRIMM CURSE Fun Fact: The Bridge of Lies in the novel refers to a real, actual bridge in Sibiu, Transylvania. One legend says, if you tell a lie while on the bridge, it calls your punk-ass out by groaning, creaking, and sometimes…for the big lying liars…it even quakes. I don’t know about you, but there are a few people I’d like to drag up on that bridge. BONUS TRUE FACT: My ancestors were from this area.
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THE GRIMM CURSE Fun Fact: The spell I created in Chapter 16 can be a legit spell! I researched, translated, and referenced each ingredient used, to correspond with the desired outcome of the spell. For instance, in ancient times, “Dew of Sea” was used to drive away negative spirits. In modern times we just call it “rosemary.” That spell was a bitch to create. I’m a writer, not a poet! 😜
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THE GRIMM CURSE Fun Fact: During one of my all-nighters, the dog and I split a pound of bacon at four a.m. while I wrote. And by “split” I mean “I ate 95% of it.” I don’t even like bacon! Get your copy of THE GRIMM CURSE today!
My 40th birthday is coming up in a few weeks, so it seemed urgent to cross something off my bucket list, you know, before it was too late or whatever. After years of ranting and writing, I’ve finally decided to publish something!
Here’s what people are saying:
“This book is awesome! I love it!” -Mom
“Usually your stuff puts me to sleep, but this one I can’t put down!” -One of my two friends
“I’d buy it and definitely not regret it!” -Aunt who has read almost every book in existence
“I haven’t read it yet.” -My husband
Seriously, if those compelling reviews don’t grab you, I don’t know what will.
Check out the website by clicking the link below, and tell me what you think! I want to hear from you.
Tomorrow’s the day! THE GRIMM CURSE will be available for purchase in just a matter of HOURS!
I took a break from ranting to bring you THE GRIMM CURSE, a paranormal romance that contains everything from witches and zombies, to vampires that would scare the sparkle out of all the pretty vampires.
It’s a laugh-out-loud funny, pee-your-pants suspenseful, give-you-goosebumps romantic, at times tastefully pornographic novel, out just in time for fall!
THE GRIMM CURSE: Desmond Grimm is coming off a two-hundred-year curse for a crime he swears he didn’t commit. The warlock’s only reason for living is his long-awaited revenge against the family that took everything from him. He’s decided the seductive, defiant Kassandra will pay the price for her ancestor’s sins. One of three powerful witches residing on the cliffs of Maine, the fiery red-head refuses to go down easy in this battle of wits and will. Further complicating matters is a race of super-zombies that have been unleashed upon mankind, driven by their insatiable desire to consume human flesh. To save humanity, Kassandra and Desmond are forced to work together while being pushed to their limits, in both life and love. Kassandra must decide who is more of a threat, the demonic zombies that have been released into the world, or the gorgeous Desmond, who she could never trust.
I’ll post the link that will take you directly where you need to go…stay tuned! I hope you’ll take the time to check it out.
But not really. I know I haven’t blogged in a million years, but I’ve thought of you guys often.
Things are happening over here. Like, we got a new puppy, my five-year-old came ‘out of the closet,’ (long story short, it was a false alarm) and I WROTE a BOOK!
No seriously…I finally did it. And I plan on self-publishing in the near future. One week, to be exact.
Check it out!
Cool, right?! Well anyway…my mom thinks I’m awesome, so there’s that.
And here’s a little info for you!
AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE SEPTEMBER 1st: The Grimm Curse: Desmond Grimm is coming off a two-hundred year curse for a crime he swears he didn’t commit. The warlock’s only reason for living is his long awaited revenge against the family that took everything from him. He’s decided the seductive, defiant Kassandra will pay the price for her ancestor’s sins. One of three powerful witches residing on the cliffs of Maine, the fiery red-head refuses to go down easy in this battle of wits and will. Further complicating matters is a race of super-zombies that have been unleashed upon mankind, driven by their insatiable desire to consume human flesh. To save humanity, Kassandra and Desmond are forced to work together while being pushed to their limits, in both life and love. Kassandra must decide who is more of a threat, the demonic zombies that have been released into the world, or the gorgeous Desmond, who she could never trust.
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