Best Of Search Engine Terms Part 2

It’s time for Search Engine Terms again!  Search terms are the keywords that people type into their search engines that lead them to my blog.  Based on the keywords leading people here, you would think my blog was one big porno site.  Here are a few of my current favorites.

do woman dislike men scratching their balls – Well…it isn’t sexy…

penises look comical – I strongly agree.

do men scratch their balls because they are insecure? – This is a really good question.  I’d love to hear the answer from my male followers.  Do any of you three know?

Spongebob Squarepant penis – Why would you want to see that?

she grabbed his exposed penis – What is with the penis obsession, people?

diagram of a penis – Holy crap.  Mention the word “penis” is one post and look what happens.

now will you show me your tits siri – Seriously, stop sexually harassing the computer.

vaginas lisas – What would you like to know about it?  There’s not much to tell, but I’m an open book.

short men assholes – Now I’m not sure if this person was looking into whether or not short men act like assholes, or if they were trying to get information about a short man’s asshole.

is it bad if someone accidentally sees hairy armpit – Yes.  They will immediately burst into flames.  Nobody cares about your hairy armpit, calm down.

why is my husband apologizing in his sleep – I don’t know, but it could be worse.  My husband farts in his sleep.  And doesn’t even apologize.

I hope you all enjoyed these terms as much as I did.  I encourage you all to check the Search Terms on your site stats page and see what kind of unexpected treasure you find there, if you haven’t already done so.  Thank you so much for visiting my blog, and a big hug to everyone that types in these entertaining search terms!

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4 responses to “Best Of Search Engine Terms Part 2

  1. These are hilarious, but I LOL’d on the last one. Still am… 😀

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  2. The answer to #3 is…no. At least, not from my perspective. 🙂

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    • LOL Thanks for the input John! I usually know everything, but this one was slightly out of my realm. 🙂 Also, thanks for stopping in to read my post!

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