Welcome to the tenth and final installment of Man Rant Mondays. It’s not so much “complaining” about men, as it is “advice” for men given from a woman’s point of view. As with all advice from a woman, you can either take it, or be wrong. It’s entirely up to you!
Man Rant Mondays X: Your Inability to Follow Directions
What part of “get the cheapest propane grill you can find” didn’t you understand? I don’t give a crap if it’s infrared, I don’t even know what that means. Oh really, the salesman bought four of them for himself and his family? No he didn’t. He’s a liar. He saw you coming from a mile away. He’s not your friend, despite the fact that he “called you by your name and everything”. Seriously though, I’m happy that you’re happy with your new grill, but unfortunately you have just lost your “shopping alone” privilege.
I put a lot of thought into the grocery list. I plan meals and make the list according to what ingredients I need in order for you to cook me a good meal. I can not make meatloaf with Oreo Cookies. Where’s the effin beef?! It was on the list! I don’t think you use the list.
And finally, everyone knows men don’t ask for driving directions. I’m convinced the only reason you even bought the GPS is so that you can ignore the directions it gives you, and find a better, faster route to prove you’re smarter than the average machine.
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