Welcome to the ninth installment of Man Rant Mondays. It’s not so much “complaining” about men, as it is “advice” for men given from a woman’s point of view. As with all advice from a woman, you can either take it or be wrong. It’s entirely up to you!
Man Rant Mondays IX: Man Headaches
Men can accidentally cut themselves to the bone using the latest power tools available, and after a few bad words, can down a shot of whiskey and stitch themselves back together. These very same men will be rendered helpless by one small headache. They will curl up on the couch, quivering in the fetal position, acting as though they’re on their deathbed. All plans for the day must be cancelled. Chores will be neglected, while said man sits in the dark screaming “Why?! Oh Gawd, why ME?!” Really, little girlie man? I just saw you dislocate your shoulder the other day, and pop it back into place without uttering so much as an “ouch”. It’s just a headache. How about you take some aspirin and shut the hell up for five seconds so I can reassure the neighbors that there’s no need to dial 911.
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