I’ve recently started school with the hopes of eventually becoming a nurse. I will be continuing this path, although due to extremely discouraging comments made by almost everyone, I’ve decided to look into other possible careers that would make me happy. If I’m going to put myself through hell, then I’d like to be a hundred percent sure it’s what I want to do. I haven’t really been able to find a career path, other than nursing, that would make me happy and pay the bills. I have found a few career choices that I just know I’d never be good at. For instance:
Police Officer. Don’t give me a gun and stick me in the middle of a town full of idiots. Someone would lose a kneecap. I’m just saying. Also, putting on a bullet proof vest and the utility belt adds an instant twenty pounds. It’s like being pregnant every time you work! Add to that PMS and summertime heat, honestly, the criminals wouldn’t stand a chance. I’d be in jail by the end of my first day.
Custodian. I hate cleaning and I’m pretty sure I’m allergic to it. Also, I break everything I touch. “Honey can you fix this?” and “Uh-Oh” are common phrases around here.
Stripper. I’m not very graceful. (Think Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies during the bedroom scene) I’d get stuck in my bra and end up twisting and turning on stage, with my arm stuck behind my head and my hair caught in the clasp of my pretty, lacy death trap.
President of a large corporation. I just don’t have the time or energy to sleep my way to the top.
Assassin. I’m not a fan of creating violence. Also, I’m a horrible shot.
I guess I’d better keep looking. As of now, nursing is still the best fit, but I’m always open for suggestions! Does anyone have a job they absolutely love most of the time?