Man Rant Mondays VIII

Welcome to the eighth installment of Man Rant Mondays!  It’s not so much “complaining” about men as it is “advice” for men given from a woman’s point of view.  As with all advice from a woman, you can either take it, or be wrong.  It’s entirely up to you!

Man Rant Mondays VIII:  Men and Their Double Standards

When men scratch their balls and spit on the ground, they’re considered to be kind of badass.  Or a baseball player.  But if a woman scratches her vajajay and spits on the ground it is assumed that she probably has crabs and some sort of saliva disorder.  Where’s the fairness in that?

If someone cuts a man off in traffic, and a man sticks up his middle finger at them, he’s standing up for himself.  When a woman flips the bird she’s being “unladylike”.  We’re not allowed to say “bad words” because we’re women and it’s unbecoming.  Stupid vagina.

Just once I’d like to fart and get a high-five instead of a dirty look.  Men can burp and fart, making a contest out of it.  Women don’t “fart”.  We “fluff”.  It’s not fair.  We’ve all heard the saying “Girls don’t poop.”  Yeah, we do.  It’s just that we’re not allowed to talk about it, while men are allowed to take a picture of it on their smart phone and text it to unsuspecting friends as a joke.

Oh, and don’t get me started on body hair!  Men are allowed to have hair everywhere and it’s socially acceptable.  Just see what happens if a woman walks around with hairy armpits, a hairy back or hairy nipples.   Hairy toes on men are considered “nature’s fuzzy slippers”.  On a woman it’s repulsive.

I’m not saying we have to be equal one hundred percent of the time.  I’m just saying that my vagina is as important as your penis.  Respect the vagina.

Thanks for reading Man Rant Mondays!  I hope you have a fabulous week!

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18 responses to “Man Rant Mondays VIII

  1. I’ve been saying things like this since Gloria Steinem’s heyday. Of course, I’ve been around since Gloria Steinem’s heyday…

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    • LOL I had to google her. It seems her cause was a lot more noble than mine though. She has worked to make a real difference. I just want to scratch my vagina in public without being judged. 🙂

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      • Perhaps there are some ignoble things that needn’t be done in public. I hate catching guys scratching their equipment, too. Any anyone at all going for their butts as if all the toilet paper hadn’t come off and was adhering in itchy little clumps.;-)

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  2. These all resonate with me, especially the issue of body hair. In terms of spitting on the ground, I just hate when people do it in general.

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  3. I’d high five your fart. Just sayin’.

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    • Thanks! Not to brag or anything, but some of them are pretty impressive and high five worthy. I appreciate your support! We’d get along great. 🙂

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  4. I respect your vajajay though SO don’t respect the farting double standard. Farting is simply a MUCH better alternative to exploding. Exploding around your friends is both messy and rude.

    When someone catharts in public is the real time to say, “excuse me.” 😉

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  5. Spitting on the ground is a primal way of saying, “I’m here” or “Mine!” It’s much simpler than scratching or peeing on a tree.

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    • Yes it is! I tried the whole “peeing on a tree” thing once. It was very messy and the Sunday school kids were all “Eww, you’re not supposed to do that…” Judgey little crapnuggets. 🙂 Thanks for taking the time to read my post and for leaving comments that made me laugh!

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  6. 1wanderingtruthseeker

    Hey, You and I could get into a farting contest as I do have some of the loudest I’ve ( and other people ) ever heard!

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  7. Pingback: Why Don’t You Grow A Pair? | thecrabbyblogger

  8. I’m loving this post… I refer to this post on my blog in an article called “Why don’t you grow a pair?” http://thecrabbyblogger.wordpress.com/2012/07/08/why-dont-you-grow-a-pair/

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