Welcome to the eighth installment of Man Rant Mondays! It’s not so much “complaining” about men as it is “advice” for men given from a woman’s point of view. As with all advice from a woman, you can either take it, or be wrong. It’s entirely up to you!
Man Rant Mondays VIII: Men and Their Double Standards
When men scratch their balls and spit on the ground, they’re considered to be kind of badass. Or a baseball player. But if a woman scratches her vajajay and spits on the ground it is assumed that she probably has crabs and some sort of saliva disorder. Where’s the fairness in that?
If someone cuts a man off in traffic, and a man sticks up his middle finger at them, he’s standing up for himself. When a woman flips the bird she’s being “unladylike”. We’re not allowed to say “bad words” because we’re women and it’s unbecoming. Stupid vagina.
Just once I’d like to fart and get a high-five instead of a dirty look. Men can burp and fart, making a contest out of it. Women don’t “fart”. We “fluff”. It’s not fair. We’ve all heard the saying “Girls don’t poop.” Yeah, we do. It’s just that we’re not allowed to talk about it, while men are allowed to take a picture of it on their smart phone and text it to unsuspecting friends as a joke.
Oh, and don’t get me started on body hair! Men are allowed to have hair everywhere and it’s socially acceptable. Just see what happens if a woman walks around with hairy armpits, a hairy back or hairy nipples. Hairy toes on men are considered “nature’s fuzzy slippers”. On a woman it’s repulsive.
I’m not saying we have to be equal one hundred percent of the time. I’m just saying that my vagina is as important as your penis. Respect the vagina.
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