I was browsing the search engine terms on my Site Stats page. These are the words that people type into their search engines that point them in the direction of my blog. Please allow me to share some of my favorites with you.
I can only assume searching “penis” gets you here on account of Man Rant Mondays II. Fingers crossed that this person was eventually able to get their set of penises.
dark dots on penis near opening
Someone needs to get off the computer and head over to the doctor! Good luck with that!
vaginal etiquette when visiting doctor (also: doctor vagina, vagina doctor)
That’s an easy one. Vagazzle that bitch and head to the doctor. You don’t need Google to tell you that. Based on how many search terms were in the “vagina” category, and how searching anything with the word “vagina” gets you to my blog, I’d say that not only do people like to read about the vagina, but I clearly like to discuss it.
rant for man only
Probably this person was very disappointed when he clicked on my blog full of vagina talk.
toe polish men
I don’t know who searches these terms, but I would have loved to meet this guy. I can already tell you he’d be a hoot!
seducing me with furry slippers
I love a person who’s easy to please. I’m not very graceful in red slut boots. I wish I was, because I love them. But seduction with fuzzy bunny slippers? Yeah, that’s right in my comfort zone.
lisa rochon bad
Hey! I am not.
stuck on my butt
Talk about a cliffhanger! What the hell is stuck on their butt? Did they ever get it unstuck? These questions are going to keep me awake at night.
second toe longer than the first smell em
Okay, you had me until “smell em”. That’s just twisted. Anyway, welcome to my blog, clearly you’ll like it here.
I hope you guys enjoyed these as much as I did! I couldn’t stop laughing last night when I read some of these. Seriously, you can’t make this stuff up! Thank you to everyone that reads my blog. And thank you very much to everyone that searches these terms to get here!