So for the first time in seventeen years, I’m back in school. Look out world of academics, you’re going to have your hands full. Online courses are the best idea ever, and here’s why. First, I can take a test while drinking a nice big bottle of wine. I’m not sure how well I’ll score, but it really won’t matter until I sober up. Secondly, I can do my homework in my pajama’s. Fuzzy bunny slippers, and a Winnie the Pooh two piece. That’s right you guys, my husband has his hands full with a whole lot of sexy here. And finally, I’m free to complain about how stupid class is because the teacher can’t hear me. Unfortunately it’s considered “inappropriate” to show up at the University wearing pajama’s and slippers, chugging a bottle of wine while yelling about how “stupid” school is. (Who makes these rules?) So the online course was the path I chose.
There are a couple of downsides to this internet course, though. For instance, I can’t see anyone’s answers, so I’m not really sure how to go about cheating. Also, it’s harder to tell who the smart kid is without actually knowing everyone. I have no idea who I’m supposed to pay to do my homework.
*Please note: This post is just a joke. It’s sole purpose is to make people smile. I have not ever cheated or had anyone else do my work for me. I earned my own C’s and D’s.