Man Rant Mondays III

Welcome to the third installment of “Man Rant Mondays”.  It’s not so much “complaining” about men as it is “advice” for men given from a woman’s point of view.  As with all advice from a woman, you can either take it or be wrong.  It’s entirely up to you.

Man Rant IIIMan Feet

Man feet are gross.  Feet in general are unpleasant, but at least us girls exfoliate, trim, moisturize and polish to take the edge off of the nastiness.  The sheer size of man feet make them ugly.  Then there’s the hairy toes, which more times than not are crossed over one another, like they’re locked in some sort of wrestling match.  Add to that the discolored uneven toenails, and stinky foot funk that smells like buttered popcorn covered in vinegar and you’ve got a hot mess that nobody wants to witness.  Also, what’s up with the second toe being dramatically longer than the first one, it’s like you’re flipping us off with your feet.  It’s not “cute” when you pick stuff up and hand it to us with your finger sized toes.  And no, we don’t think it’s a “cool trick” that you can actually pinch us with them.  Do us girls a favor and cover those man puppies up!

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6 responses to “Man Rant Mondays III

  1. I make no promises. My feet have a mind of their own. When I’m asleep, they plot against me.

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  2. That is hilarious! So not only are man feet gross, but they’re also vicious. I’m not even sure there’s a hotline you can call for that. Bastards…

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  3. It’s like it’s an epidemic or something. In fact, if I meet a man with nice feet I immediately think (and by “think” I mean “know”) he is either an OCD racked serial killer, or gay.

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    • LOL! I haven’t met a man with nice feet yet, so I’ll have to rely on your observations. My husband covers his man feet up with black socks. Pulled up to his knees. Much, better…?

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