Welcome to the second installment of “Man Rant Mondays”. It’s not so much complaining about men as it is advice for men given from a woman’s point of view. As with any advice from a woman, you can take it or be wrong. It’s entirely up to you.
Man Rant II: Sexual Innuendos
When I say I’m in the mood for sausage, I actually mean that I’m just in the mood for some food. It’s bad enough that I have to chop up my banana before eating it to avoid looking like a dirty whore, but your ability to turn everything into something sexual is becoming excessive and hard to understand. For instance, when I ask you to take out the garbage and you reply in a seductive tone “I’m going to take out YOUR garbage”, I don’t know what that means. When I mention I need more protein in my diet, I mean cheese. And while the large penis shaped ice-cube that happened to form when you froze your bottled water is most definitely impressive, I don’t want it in my glass of pop, banging against my lips with every sip I take while you unsuccessfully try to conceal your amusement.