When someone says “Do you want to party?”, I enthusiastically reply “hell yeah” as I’m pulling out the Monopoly game.
When I wake up several times a night to pee, and I hadn’t even been drinking that evening.
When a friend calls at eight o’clock on Friday night and asks if I want to go out, but I’m already sleeping.
When living on the edge means I’m wearing a bra without under wire support.
When someone says “I have a surprise for you”, I cross my fingers that it’s an hour of babysitting so I can nap.
When I notice my kids are taller than me. Because I’m shrinking.
When I get up and my body makes so much noise I’m afraid it’ll wake the baby. Next door.
When I cough, sneeze or laugh too hard, I pee a little.
When I no longer want to do anything that requires me to take off my fuzzy slippers.
When I defend granny panties like they’re my children.