Man Rant Monday I

Today is the very first installment of “Man Rant Monday”.  It’s not so much “complaining” about men as it is “advice” for men given from a woman’s point of view.  As with all advice from a woman, you can take it or be wrong.  It’s entirely up to you.

The Dutch Oven

We’re extremely pleased that our relationship has hit a level so comfortable that you feel free to “let one rip” in front of us.  However, the Dutch Oven, when you fart under the covers and then pull them up over our heads trapping us in there while you laugh maniacally, is never ever funny. Stop doing it. Someone can get hurt while we are trying to claw our way out of torture.  It’s all fun and games until somebody loses a penis.  Not only do we NOT enjoy smelling your ass gas, but we don’t like the taste of it either.  And I’m pretty sure it’s nothing to brag about that a woman was dry heaving in bed next to you.

I hope you come back next Monday for “Man Rant Monday II”.

Thanks for reading my blog!

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4 responses to “Man Rant Monday I

  1. To fully understand the horror in this posting, you must fully understand Lisa’s Husband. So read and laugh along…but when she rights a book on her Husband you will see the lethal, evil torture he manifests daily towards his FAR better half.

    P.S. To all followers…Lisa LOVES Dr. Phil & teenage vampires, vampism, voodoo dolls, etc…

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  2. Lisa’s husband is definately evil, but he cracks me up.

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